Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap
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Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap

  • $14.00


The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold of course!

In this case jump in the shower/bath and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (Soap) – after all you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge ‘Cuban Gold’ Soap is good in any crisis.

Directions For Use: Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.

Warning: Do not eat this soap, even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes then rinse immediately with cold water.

Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium penetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Colour: CI-15510.

Dimensions: 175g measuring approximately 10.5cm x 5cm


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