Bluebeards Revenge Classic Ice Soap
Let’s face it – real men get smelly. You spend your working day grafting to put a crust on the table (and a pint in the hand of course!) so you are bound to work up a bit of sweat.
It’s hard to make soap sexy so we didn’t bother trying – you can however make it cool – which is how we ended up with our sub-Arctic ‘Classic Ice’ soap bar. Manly in proportions and featuring our classic fragrance this is the soap for Real Men.
Directions for use
Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning: Do not eat this soap, even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes then rinse immediately with cold water.
175g measuring approximately 10.5cm x 5cm